forever:

why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

wrrench:

ninjatabbycat:

wrrench:

I was making microwaveable meatballs and there was a fly and I was like oh shit this fly is going to go for the meatballs so I shut the microwave door but I forgot my hand was also in the microwave so I slammed it on my own hand, I slammed the microwave door on my own fucking hand in an attempt to save my food I’m a fucking idiot

OH MY GOD

That’s what I screamed

(via danismostdefonfire)

animaglacialis:

itsa-me-amelie:

verceri:

verceri:

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

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imagine that howling at the moon

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imagine

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Truly a ferocious predator.

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

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the big wolves are his younger sisters

oh my fucking god it got better

(Source: jetstreamsamofficial, via disaster--heart)

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28-07-2014
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Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner

favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

(via nickelsissocool)

cafai:

Drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that’s too dark, and never settle for a life you don’t want.

(via callmegiiraffe)